Why Vacations Suck

When your father has the mentality of a Great Depression era housewife. I just got home from this massive road trip. I live in Minnesota, fairly far up, which means that we are pretty much hours away from anything and everything. And my mother, in her infinite wisdom, decided that it would be a fantastic idea to cram four people, 2 weeks worth of clothes, 2 tents, and enough food to stock a small super market, into a five seat Subaru. Which, in hindsight, wasn't such a fantastic idea.